Mother’s Day
May 14th, 2006
Behold, a normal $8.99 box of chocolate. A staple of Valentines and Mother’s Day gift-giving. Especially for cheapskates.
She’ll think - “Sigh, just another cheap box of chocolate and a humorous yet meaningful greeting card to be thrown in a drawer never to be seen again. Might as well dig in.”
“Mmm…tasty. Here I am, eating a cheap box of chocolates while my dear husband is talking on his new camera phone I got him for his birthday. And what do I get for going into labor? A box of friggin’ chocolate. Dang, the top row is done. Might as well dig in the bottom row and figure out how to accidentally flush that phone down the toilet.”
“I love my husband.”
By the way, it’s only 1 iPod shuffle - the one in the middle with the purple skin.
One Response to “Mother’s Day”
1sky v.
May 16th, 2006 @ 3:29 am
you totally fucking rock.
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