ninja librarian…
June 19th, 2006
While checking out the stats to this site today, I discovered that this site is the number 1 hit on google when searching for “jet li ninja librarian.” I’m assuming those 3 souls were looking for information on Black Mask and may have come across this post for my favorite movie.
I’d watch a movie called “Ninja Librarian.” Especially if Jet Li was in it. I can imagine him infilitrating a library system on a mission in the guise of a librarian, only to fall in love with a serials librarian (played by Ziyi Zhang). After several months of surveying and waiting, he finally receives his mission objective: the assassination of a woman the clan suspects is providing information to the public of it’s wrongdoings - the only woman in this world to ever have touch his heart. Now, in a fight against corruption and time, the Ninja Librarian must choose between clan loyalty…or love. Starring Michelle Yeoh as Head Librarian, with a cameo by Jackie Chan as a library page.
I bet they’d even make an action figure - which could easily kick Nancy Pearl’s butt. In fighting and stuff, not so much cataloging.
2 Responses to “ninja librarian…”
1TangognaT » ninja librarian, pseudo manga shakespeare, too much legion
June 20th, 2006 @ 6:54 pm
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February 5th, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
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