ninja librarian…
While checking out the stats to this site today, I discovered that this site is the number 1 hit on google when searching for “jet li ninja librarian.” I’m assuming those 3 souls were looking for information on Black Mask and may have come across this post for my favorite movie.
I’d watch a movie called “Ninja Librarian.” Especially if Jet Li was in it. I can imagine him infilitrating a library system on a mission in the guise of a librarian, only to fall in love with a serials librarian (played by Ziyi Zhang). After several months of surveying and waiting, he finally receives his mission objective: the assassination of a woman the clan suspects is providing information to the public of it’s wrongdoings - the only woman in this world to ever have touch his heart. Now, in a fight against corruption and time, the Ninja Librarian must choose between clan loyalty…or love. Starring Michelle Yeoh as Head Librarian, with a cameo by Jackie Chan as a library page.
I bet they’d even make an action figure - which could easily kick Nancy Pearl’s butt. In fighting and stuff, not so much cataloging.