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June 30th, 2006
Could Lois Lane actually bear Superman’s child?
Brodie: It’s impossible, Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry her child…
…He’s an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
2 Responses to “ouch…”
1sky v.
July 5th, 2006 @ 9:39 am
pretty fireworks pictures. i think they are right about superman’s baby. in the comic books, did superman ever have a child? are you ready for pirates????
2sky v.
July 5th, 2006 @ 9:40 am
by the way, you need to watch appleseed if you haven’t already. it is like the coolest animation in anime (i think)
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