http://wiredfu.com another wretched hive of scum and villainy Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:18:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If they ever make an action figure out of me, it would probably look a lot like this. Minus the samurai sword. I'd be carrying a lightsaber. http://wiredfu.com/2008/02/01/action-figure/ Our library was a polling place, which always makes for exciting stories: Patron: Hi, where do you go to vote? Me, pointing over to our program room: Over there in our program room. Patron, pointing behind me: There? Me, pointing over to our program room with a sign saying Polling Place and two poll ... http://wiredfu.com/2008/01/31/over-there/ Happy 2008 to all my readers, and thank you for all the comments on various penile enhancements and other prescriptions. I've made a New Years resolution to post more. But then again, I made that same resolution in 2007 and 2006. So, at this rate, I hope you enjoy 2009 ... http://wiredfu.com/2008/01/16/happy-2008/ Our copy of "The Book Thief" has gone missing. Suspect at large. http://wiredfu.com/2007/09/10/irony-2/ For no reason whatsoever other than the fact that I would like to own one, here's a bookcase built into a chair. http://wiredfu.com/2007/09/10/bookcase-built-into-a-chair/ Upon further viewing of Heroes, Season 1, I've come to the conclusion that creator Tim Kring based the character of Hiro Nakamura on me. I expect a check soon. http://wiredfu.com/2007/09/10/thats-me/ I sold my martial arts DVD collection. Well, some of it at least. A good 30-40 percent of it maybe. I took a look at the collection and finally accepted the fact that I won't be watching that 30-40 percent any time soon, or ever again. I also accepted the ... http://wiredfu.com/2007/09/09/sold/ http://wiredfu.com/2007/09/08/nerd-test/ We recently received staff tags to wear around our necks. Of course, within several hours of wearing one, I'm still asked that inevitable question - do I work here? http://wiredfu.com/2007/05/30/badges-we-dont-need-no-stinkin-badges/ Today, after spending two days at home thanks to the wonders of sinus headaches, I came back to work and was welcomed with several boxes of donated books piled high near my desk - some of which haven't seen the light of day since the Johnson administration. Andew Johnson. So, I ... http://wiredfu.com/2007/05/23/metamorphosis/