nothing to do with star wars
May 10th, 2007
Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo
This article has absolutely nothing to do with Star Wars.
Spider-Man 3
May 10th, 2007
Things learned (and wondered) from Spider-Man 3 (Potential Spoiler Alert)
Part of a series, apparently: (X-Men III, Star Wars: Episode III) (I’ll eventually do one for a movie that’s not part III)
1.) What is AMC’s movie policy on getting your money back when a movie is remarkably terrible. Will they refund part of the ticket price? Perhaps pay for emotional damage?
2.) Seriously - keep your mask on. I’m here to watch Spider-man, not Toby Maguire wearing tights.
3.) You too Venom.
4.) Oh, and to the Osborne butler who finally decided to confess to Harry that his father was indeed killed by his own glider - Couldn’t you have mentioned that a little sooner? Perhaps before Harry went apeshit and started beating the shit out of his best friend? Maybe before he has half is face burnt by a pumpkin bomb?
5.) I’m sure Alfred could kick your ass.
6.) Oh, nice - Peter accepts Sandman’s apology and all is right with the world. Nevermind the police officer and SWAT team members he just sandbagged.
7.) I was wishing Doc Ock would’ve jumped on that bridge and bitch slapped a crying Peter Parker eight times.
8.) At one point in the movie I was expecting to see Daredevil perched on top of the church steeple to have a conversation with Spidey:
Daredevil: Wow, I thought my movie sucked. I’ve never been so glad to be blind.
Spider-Man: Dude, that’s harsh.
Daredevil: No, seriously. You just spent a good 5 minutes crying like a 3 year old girl getting a phone call from Alec Baldwin.
Spider-Man: C’mon, my girlfriend, played by Kirsten Dunst, doesn’t want to marry me.
Daredevil: Ah. The hot chick I banged, played by Jennifer Garner, fucking dies.
Spider-Man: Shit.
[Elektra swings by]
Elektra: It’s okay though, they resurrect me later for my own movie. Which, I might add, didn’t suck as much as this one.
Daredevil: Hey! You’re alive! Hey, wait a sec - why wasn’t I invited to your movie?
Elektra: Well, you were - but they cut you out.
Daredevil: But, but, why?
Elektra: Have you seen Gigli?
Catwoman: Hey, is this a meeting of the Bad Comic Book Movie Club? I was hoping to find The Hulk here.
Elektra: Um, aren’t you from the DC universe?
Catwoman: Yeah, but my writer apparently doesn’t give a shit about comic book storylines anyways.
Spider-Man: Hey, should we leave room for Iron Man, just in case?
9.) I might not buy the DVD when it comes out. Which is weird, ’cause I seem to own every modern Marvel movie, ‘cept The Hulk. If I do purchase it, I can guarantee you that I will be skipping past the Saturday Night Live homage. I may even burn a copy of the DVD (for myself, of course) editing that part out. If I can somehow take an Exacto knife to the DVD and scratch the exact chapter in which that part is located so it skips and moves on to the next chapter on the disc, I will do so. I may even do so in any part which Mary Jane sings. And the crying on the bridge scene as well.
10.) If parts 4, 5, and 6 ever do get made - Bruce Campbell better be in it.
cut and paste…
April 20th, 2007
Just stopped by to give some quick advice:
If the concept of cutting and pasting a resume into a box on a website is way too advanced for you, perhaps a job working for Apple, Inc. may be out of the question.
Tagged, I’m it!
January 12th, 2007
Wow, I haven’t wrote an entry here in a while. I would’ve wrote a little bit sooner after being tagged, but I forgot my login information - yeah, it’s been that long.
So, five things about me based on blog posts:
1. I’m apparently addicted to deformed figures of Darth Vader. Especially neat is my new Darth Tater, keeping watch over my external hard-drive. . But, if he protects it like he did the Death Star, I’m bound to lose 40 gigs of mp3s. (It’s not in the pic, but I’ll take a newer shot soon. Soon after I clean my desk)
2. I like Scrabble.
3. I love martial art movies. (I need to update that list.) They just opened a MovieStop a few blocks away from where we live. Right next to the bus stop where I get off from work. So, after a bad day at work dealing with difficult people, it’s one of the few places I go to relax.
4. I have a lot of bad days at work.
5. I have a love/hate relationship with iPods. Though, it’s all about love now with my new 30gb iPod video. (I need to write about that story too.)
Well, I don’t know who to tag. So, to the first 5 readers of this entry - consider yourself tagged…
Luke, I am your desk…
December 21st, 2006
Just uploading a picture of my desk, in it’s rarely seen “clean-state,” for prosperity sake.
books won’t let you down
December 15th, 2006
It’s Harry’s fault…
October 4th, 2006
The reason for all these school shootings doesn’t involve gun control, bullying, or bad parenting: it’s all Harry Potter’s fault.
May logic rest in peace.
the temperature of irony…
October 3rd, 2006
Parents want to remove Fahrenheit 451 from the classroom.
If they start a bonfire, I’m so gonna laugh.
i am (not) iron man
September 29th, 2006
Downey will portray billionaire Tony Stark in the upcoming Iron Man movie, directed by Jon Favreu
Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind?
…don’t you think?
September 29th, 2006
Normal: Returning a book late because you forgot it was due last week.
Ironic: The book you’re returning is Improve Your Memory.
